The local news station was interviewing an 84 year old lady because she had just gotten married...for the 4th time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a shot time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now, in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
"Easy, son," she smiled.
"I married one for the money....two for the show....three to get ready....and four to go!!!!
Congrats on the 600th post!
ReplyDeleteThanks Justin - appreciate your comment...it's been fun! :)Appreciate you coming by to visit me...come again soon!
ReplyDeleteWow 600 posts! That is wonderful.
ReplyDeleteWhat a neat post for the 600th...;)