If Dogs Could Speak

'The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff of you!'

'Mum said all I have to do is give you puppy eyes and you'll feed me. How'm I doin'...?'

'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'

'Think you're good, huh? Just wait till I sneeze.'

'HIDE AND SEEK

'If the puppy eyes don't work, use more conventional methods.'

'I...hate....you....'