In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with thatBefore you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear! :)
5 comments:
Hey, you have a great blog! I go hunting myself, an was curious of your profile i Michele's Rocky Mountain blog. And her I am.
I'm coming to visit you in the future.
Thanks for coming by all the way from Norway. I look forward to our friendship here. Take care. Marian :)
Wouldn't it be great if we could be a bear? Sounds pretty good to me too! ;)
Well, you've given me a totally new perspective on reincarnation with this one, lol. I can see your point.
Me, well, it would probably be a dogs life for me.
Hmm, being a bear doesn't sound all bad. I'll have to give that some thought.
Thanks for making me laugh this morning. That's always nice.
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