Virginia Deerfight

I just got an email from Kevin at HuntingLife.com. He says I have it wrong, Marian is meeting him and not that really ugly guy, Matt something or other.
Another email later and Matt says he will be glad to meet her because he actually has some southern charm unlike some people.
The next email said tell Matt that not only is Marian taking Kevin bow hunting at the famous Christmas Place but she is going to show him the secret lair of that evil Thunderhoof.
From there it degenerated into name calling, nyah-nyah's and something about glue.
Marian- hurry home and stay away from the Captain.